BOW DOWN BITCHES

yes hello i like too many things sorry / plants / bbc / misha collins / corgis / food / game of thrones / studio ghibli / fangirl but not in fandoms / dat shit cray

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via pizza)


thedoctoririshdances:

gendercake:

*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*

Are you Tony Stark

(Source: woogidy, via princeanus)


youkaiyume:

Le Dragon Noir
A parody of course of the famous "Le Chat Noir" poster by Theophile Steinlen.
Will be available as a poster at Anime Expo! You can also purchase it online in my storenvy HERE.
I’m pretty sure this has been done before… I don’t care I’m doing it anyway cuz TOOTHLESS *dies of cuteness* (watch HTTYD2. DO IT. Do it NOW.) I’m also sorry if I butchered any French (THANKS teechew for correcting me so grateful aaaah) or the Viking symbols.
Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

(Source: rollablades, via thegiantsleepingbear)


theangelshavetheglowcloud replied to your post “do you ever feel slightly self-loathing and hopeless that its not that…”

Nooo I love you and I want you to live to 100 <3

nooooooooo im totally going to make it to at least 90 but thats so long idk man idk that seems like too long id be totally chill with 70

overdrift replied to your post “overdrift replied to your post “do you ever feel slightly…”

<3 <3 i love you and i miss you and i want you to be happy

yo i miss you too! ill be happy sometimes, its okay. turns out college is an angsty place and experience for me at least. 


qnarl-y:

memories.

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

kelvin

(via taachibana)


averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

(via canadiancam)


coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(via moriarty)



Dew Drops on Peony - Hanne Lore Koehler
fuckyeahjapanandkorea:

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